Monday, August 31, 2009

Sound of Silence...maybe not

Ok, so I was going to stop sending out the NoBama policy rants, and revert back to my light-hearted wispy observations and stories about my experiences that range from Fortune 100 conference rooms, to some rather unusual situations in the operating roomJ. BUT, anyone who knows me well, or even not that well, knows that over the years I’ve become a mental socialist (seems like such a stylish term these days) that finds pleasure in breaking down the psychological caste system that places so many of us in anesthetized state of reverence and acceptance of populist opinion and control, on a corporate or personal scale. I guess it would best be described when spoken in the words of the commonality, as a bullshit meter.

Now trying to shut this meter off is, as the old saying goes, like “trying to shovel smoke with a pitchfork in the wind” (J. Lennon). It’s almost impossible, and in the case of the current political climate…..it IS impossible. Let me explain and exemplify exactly what has occurred in recent years, and my personal reaction to it.

Now for over half a dozen years, we’ve been fighting a war on terror. A war that was forward facing, directed outward against foreign attacks on our freedom, our liberty, our way of life. But anyone who has had their eyes open, and has chosen to see, will no doubt come to the same conclusion as I have. As the new president (small “p”) has found a fondness in quoting scripture during a recent radio broadcast with religious leaders on the subject of healthcare, I shall do the same in quoting that “the wolves are IN the house”; that “our house has become divided against itself”, and will not continue to stand. Our country, freedoms, liberties and way of life may not fall in such a tangible way as the Towers did on that day that changed the world, but they are none the less eroding like a sand castle trying to endure a heavy, sustained tide.

To stay silent at this time and in this climate is to act as the disjointed intelligence agencies that allowed those complicit in the 9/11 attacks to enter this country, stay here illegally, board a plane and kill over 3,000 people in our citizenry. To watch as policies are made by self-confessed communist “CZARS” betrays every American soldier whose blood was spilled in the Korean and Vietnam conflicts. The very concept of “wealth re-distribution” through taxes and domestic policy betrays the very principles on which this nation was founded. And as I think back on my many discussions as a teenager with one of my neighbors (a vet of WWII – Sgt. Pacific – The “Greatest” Generation), who has long since passed away, I can only think about the Politically Correct dolts trampling the freedoms he fought to defend on blood soaked beaches against foreign enemies. And now, the US is starting to look and act as those regimes from which Americans liberated the world from over 50 years ago….not the least of which is a policy of appeasement toward others and apology(?) for the US????!

My neighbor, more accurately, my friend, was willing to die for the freedoms, liberties and a way of life that most of us have had the privilege to be raised in. So, who in good conscious can remain silent while the very tenants and definition of America and American are challenged down to the core?

So in light of my inability to stay silent and place the country our children will inherit in the hands of the “Worst” generation, I’ll continue to speak out, and would encourage you to do the same.

You can no longer sit on the sidelines of opinion as this country literally bows down to special interests internally and hostile foreign regimes worldwide. And if we expect to pass on an America to our children that holds its elect to the foundation and representation of their constituents best interests, instead of cowers in the face of the elitist governing forces, that border on monarchy, we need to challenge everyone in elected office……from the city dog catcher to the president (again with a small “p”).

Let me provide you with a few billboards along the highway we’ve traveled in just the past 12 months:

We now have a Congress (and a new board of “Czars”, answerable only to the president…a little loophole in the Constitution that Emannual and/or his brother found) full of folks who have never held a JOB other than being installed as an elected official or part of elected officials’ staff (i.e. gofers). They’ve never balanced a budget, met a payroll, understood micro-economics, international business, balance of trade…..etc. They’re in the club…..and that’s where they’ll stay. We have allowed them to stay in the club by entrenching ourselves in raising our families and working the 1, 2 or 3 jobs that are required to give them (our families) an acceptable standard of living and education….understandable, but no longer acceptable.
We have lost the ability to speak out against the president and his policies unless you’re ready to be labeled a racist, part of a mob, terrorist, Nazi, stupid, ignorant, a piece of “astro-turf”, Ms./Mr. Palin, a homophobe, a religious nut, McVey wanna-be, a person who clings to “his/her guns and religion”….yada yada.
Speaking out against the p and his policies gets your neighbors and other organizations to turn you into the government for “fishy” activity.
We accept the notion that freedom in America means that everyone should not only have the same opportunity to succeed, but be guaranteed the same result via a level playing field regulated by the power-elite….WRONG! In America you have the opportunity and freedom to succeed AND the opportunity and freedom TO FAIL.
The p is now seeking the ability to CONTROL THE INTERNET. If passed this bill, introduced by some dolt from the Carolinas, would give NoBama the ability to shut down the internet…..thereby stopping dissenting opinion, retail commerce, and the various financial activities that currently occur (stock trading and investment banking). Let me make this a little more personal to some of you…..he’ll shut down Facebook and your little farm too!!!! Now if that doesn’t call you to action, I don’t know what will!!
The p is also now calling for what amounts to a civilian militia to protect our local communities…..protect them from WHAT? Isn’t that why we have a police force and if need be, a National Guard? I guess that doesn’t get down close enough to the individual as the “community organizer” would like. And you know, he’s all about saving ourselves FROM ourselves…..hmmm can you say German SA Unit? This is just a more intimate conduit to intimidate and report “fishy” behavior on your block….insert Rod Serling from the Twilight Zone from the famous “Monsters Are Due On Maple Street” episode.
And NOW…..well, they complain about literally blowing smoke in the face of a captured terrorist as torture…WHAT?! We read Miranda rights to battlefield combatants…WHAT?! We’re going to shut down GITMO and put these brainwashed lemmings into US general populist facilities (or some Caribbean Island where they can golf all day)…while looking to prosecute our own citizens for “harsh interrogation techniques”…WTHell is wrong with these people! Who’s side are they on?! No…really?

Might I suggest that there’s the Pro-American pool, the anti-American world view pool, and the governmental elitist pool, aka The New Greatest Snow on Earth….The Soros Puppets. (George Soros…go google this currency trading slime and his connection to US $$$ funding Brazilian Oil…in fact here’s a link that outlines his One World View via the European Model http://www.soros.org/resources/articles_publications/articles/europe_20061120 )
And this just breaking…..King Kennedy’s replacement…his 2nd wife??? WTHell is that?!!! Where does this type of logic come from? What qualifies this woman to be a Senator….the fact that she was involved with a Kennedy death that was not linked to an airplane, a bullet or…..a small trip off a real bridge to nowhere?!!!

And this list is just a quick list of the items I can think of in the couple of minutes it took to type up a bullet-point on each. We haven’t even gotten to the healthcare, cap and trade, and general energy policy (where, as mentioned above, the US Government…yes, NoBama, you and I)…..finance Brazilian off-shore drilling while refusing to drill here in the US???? How serious can this dolt be about getting off of foreign oil??? As serious as Soros wants him to be!

So wake up my friends…..this is not a Coke commercial where we all sing “I’d like to teach the world to sing…”; we’re not “back in the USSR”…yet.; but lately we are “walking quietly while carrying a……glass of milk and a big frickin’ cookie” to every hostile state and tyrant on the world stage; As Jack N., put so easily “Sell crazy somewhere else Nobama…we’re all stocked up here”!

Now these sub-human leaches that we call politicians are not the only ones to blame. Many folks think that politicians lie to the public….from FDR to Nixon, from Bush 43 to NoBama and the ultra left nuts that support him. But, and pay attention, we are to be held MORE culpable than any of them. Here’s a news flash….Politicians don’t lie to us…..they just re-enforce the lies we’ve told ourselves to the point of internalizing them as truth.

If Nobama thought the general populist of the country was going to be led down the road to slaughter the freedoms and liberties defined for us over 230 years ago quietly....”he’s gonna need a bigger boat”, because the “fishiness” he seeks is like swimming in a shark tank of recently chummed predators.


-The Fool Interrupted
“Do you really think you should be getting advice on who to vote for from a guitar player?” – Tom Petty 2008
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Thursday, August 6, 2009

To Protect & Serve....someone takes his oath seriously...and it's not NoBama!


From a loyal member of The Fool Interrupted Nation:

Sergeant Crowley, the sole class act in this trio, helps the handicapped Professor Gates down the stairs, while Barack Obama, heedless of the infirmities of his friend and fellow victim of self-defined racial profiling, strides ahead on his own…maybe Nobama should have turned around to see the real “teachable moment”???

“One small caring gesture for Crowley, one giant PR photo-op for Nobama” – The Fool Interrupted

Goldman SUCKS!!

Shhhh…keep this one private in case Nobama’s “thought police” are listening!!!

Yeah, so while your sweating whether your firm will be laying you off, reducing your salary, and/or raising the co-pay of your benefits package……don’t worry, the average Joe over at Goldman Sucks that took billions of $$$ of YOUR money to stay afloat will be averaging a year end bonus for ’09 of $700,000.

If you’re a small business owner, or a gear in the machine, feel good about supporting government bilking firms, their employees, and the elected officials that keep them in the money printing business via your dedication, budgeting, cost cutting and the personal sacrifice of your family…..they and their kids appreciate it!

And if you live in NJ….remember from where the current jackass in charge came from and where he’s taking the state….toss his ass on November 3rd!!!

OK…gotta go grab a cup ‘o Joe and take my SOMA**

The Fool Interrupted

** George Orwell – “Brave New World”

Nobama's thought police....MUST READ!

I don’t care if you voted for this dolt or not….you need to know that he has taken us from Capitalism to Socialism to Communism, and now is eyeing Fascism!!! Yep, he is now asking the public to report any senders of emails and/or web-sites that criticize Der Furher……isn’t this the 1st thing Hitler did….censorship…elimination of opposing opinions??? Well, the answer is yes…..so strap on your jack boots, break out the brown shirts, practice your goose-stepping, because the “Night of Long Knives” can not be far off!!

Read about it yourself on the White Houses Official Site:

http://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/Facts-Are-Stubborn-Things/

Right under the video……

What does this idiot expect to do about these “fishy” submissions? Should I start raising a defense fund now???

Also, just as an FYI….once I’m arrested, fear not! The Fool Interrupted will continue to be published from the dirt floor of the Concentration Camp!!

!Hail Shithead!

-The Fool Interrupted

Friday, July 31, 2009

NoBama TV Series!!!


So, did you guys gonna tune in for the new FOX TV show?? Yep, Nobama, ever the media savvy king of dolts, has brokered his beer picnic into a TV Pilot. The name of the show…of course….”Hops”. It premiers as a logical spin-off series of the popular show “Cops”, and will air just before America’s Most Wanted on Saturday nights.

The network wanted to keep the general feel of “Cops” when it rolled out “Hops” so the reggae theme song will remain in-tact with a couple of lyrical updates:

Huh! Bad Boys Bad Boys
What cha’ gonna do?
What cha’ gonna do when Nobama comes for you?

Call about someone who rob
Policeman doing his job
But-ta-I need distraction and photo op
So get the perp and grab the cop….hey, hey….hey hey!

Bad Boys Bad Boys
What cha’ gonna do?
What cha’ gonna do when Nobama comes for you?

Biden: ““Hops” is filmed on location with the stupid sons of bitches you elected to run this country.”

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Tommy Foxes 6/12 Party Review!!!

OK, so I was going to write the official re-cap of 6/12-6/13 (for some of us) gig, and I got to thinking about the experience a bit. 1st it was GREAT! I think everyone agrees that that was one of the better ones!!! Thanks Harts or whoever put that together….can wait to see everyone at the next one!!!

But, knowing me, I always try to get a little more out of….well the term is, the “synchronicity” of events. Which if you’re not into Jung, it’s the convergence of seemingly random events that culminate in a single organized purpose….got it? There’s a reason I buy wine by the bottleJ

So, after a couple of conversations, and more than a few emails since, with one of my resurrected acquaintances, she and I noticed that we have a lot in common. Not only now, ….but all those years ago regarding personal outlooks and relationships.

My general theory on relationships is that it’s like an open house or party….and you’re the house. Some people just walk past your house because they don’t like something about it…maybe it doesn’t look “right”; maybe the lawn needs to be cut, or shrubs need pruning…etc. I politely wave to these folks and encourage them to keep walking….even though some do stop just to gawk at the ownerJ.

Anyway, some people come inside and leave you with things you will hang on your wall and treasure forever. Other folks show up for some free foodJ. Some people walk in and pocket anything that you haven’t nailed down and hold secure. Still others enter…mess the place up…and then leaveJ.

So as you can see from above about ¾ of folks show up for what they can get, take, or change about/from you and your house; all while you are the most vulnerable in opening up that very house to them. But, on the upside, the folks that add to your décor are priceless…..even if they bring fruit cakeJ.

So, as I look back on the ever-growing road behind me, and no…not talking about my ass, I notice that I’ve hosted quite a few of these parties….probably since I was in high school. So WTF does all this have to do with TF on Friday?? Well, I soon noticed that I was smack dab in the middle of a Garden Party…not mine, but a collective one. So for those of you that gave me something from your house to bring home to mine….Thanks! I’m already making room on the wallJ.

Now, there was a really under-rated singer named Rick Nelson (Ozzie, no not that Ozzy & Harriet Show), from Ridgefield Park, NJ, who I think comes to the same conclusion that my resurrected gal pal and I have come to…..and after a lifetime of hosting Garden Parties, I really just can’t say it any better….so here it is, see below for link and words….

Good luck with your next Garden Party…see you at the next one at TF’s!!!!

Here’s the link for a performance of the tune (copy and paste into browser):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_exY9ptMbA

Here’s the words:

I went to a garden party
to reminisce with my old friends
A chance to share old memories and play our songs again

When I got to the garden party, they all knew my name
No one recognized me, I didn't look the same

But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well.
You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself

People came from miles around, everyone was there
Yoko brought her walrus, there was magic in the air
'n' over in the corner, much to my surprise
Mr. Hughes hid in Dylan's shoes wearing his disguise

But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well.
You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself

lott-in-dah-dah-dah, lot-in-dah-dah-dah

Played them all the old songs, thought that's why they came
No one heard the music, we didn't look the same
I said hello to "Mary Lou", she belongs to me
When I sang a song about a honky-tonk, it was time to leave

But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well.
You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself

lot-dah-dah-dah (lot-dah-dah-dah) lot-in-dah-dah-dah

Someone opened up a closet door and out stepped Johnny B. Goode
Playing guitar like a-ringin' a bell and lookin' like he should
If you gotta play at garden parties, I wish you a lotta luck
But if memories were all I sang, I rather drive a truck

But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well.
You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Raiders of the Government Treasury??

To all:

This just in…a Fool Interrupted Exclusive!!!!

It appears that the Egyptians have seen the greatness within our president NoBama…..minutes after his departure from Cairo, the government of Egypt announced plans for a new monument to stand amongst the Great Pyramids for time-everlasting……ladies and gentlemen….behold The Sphincter!!!


Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Fool Interrupted Mobile Action!!

Fool Nation…Event Alert!!!

The Fool Interrupted is in the planning stages of a movement to protest the appearance of Fidel Springsteen at his Giants Stadium shows in October.

We hold these truths to be self-evident:

1. Fidel, like the corporations and Capitalism he now condemns, made millions on the working class people of the USA
2. Fidel uses a publicly provided platform as a stage for political propaganda machine
3. Fidel refuses to enter any serious debate forum about the issues, but continues to voice one-sided views to his captive audience
4. Fidel believes in a welfare state that encourages governmental relliance instead of self-reliance (translation: Government is your Mommy)
5. Fidel condemns corporate free-enterprise Capitalism, backing union power-brokers who now have to explain the shutdown of 6-7 GM plants to the rank-in-file everyday folk

One of our hopes is that when the Socialists that Fidel promotes take over the country and cap the salaries of Financial Executives, Wall Street Brokers, Corporate CEOs and BODirectors, and…YOU, that it also puts restrictions on the earning potential of entertainers like Fidel.

I think Fidel should make about 70K a year….maybe less, and 50 some-odd % of that should go to the government for re-distribution. That’s about right; I mean the record industry has been on a steep decline since the emergence of the Internet (Thanks Al Gore for inventing it) and the idea of “Free Downloads and File Sharing). Oh, but wait…..wasn’t Fidel on the front lines to protect his interest in, guess what, getting paid every nickel he was due for copyright infringement? Didn’t he even travel to the UK to appear in court to protect his assets? He’s for “What’s mine is yours”….why isn’t his music free for all? I think these Giants Stadium concerts are free…..aren’t they?

Oh…sorry that was Leno giving the free shows to displaced auto workers…..

This has all the makings of the Gitmo hypocracy that we know see from the Democratic Senate…..”shut down Gitmo, just don’t send them to my state!” lobby?

We will also be looking to find some open land in Rumson to build a new Gitmo…..maybe Fidel can then sing “Al-kaboomy 99”…See separate email/posting for sing-a-long lyrics


And we celebrate the release of the Beatles Sgt. Pepper 42 years ago "yesterday" by updating the LP cover to the "Summer of Nobama":








More to follow……..

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Fool Interrupted PAC

OK…so…we’re thinking about starting a PAC (Political Action Committee) to advance the ideas of the Fool Interrupted Nation…..documented of course in The Foolish Doctrine. Now, by being a member of FoolPAC, you will be recognized within your community as being Foolish, not a bad label at all. When assaulted by those that question the very idea of Foolishness, you may re-iterate item 9 of our credo which simply states:

“In this day and age, you ARE a Fool to care”

This aligns itself with the Propaganda that the NoBama administration has been spoon feeding to the world since January. Anyone opposed to the honey that drips from the great one’s lips is….a Fool. And, here at Fool Nation, it is our hope to make that come to pass!!!

Many of you have already read our official rebuttal to the Administration entitled “The Audacity of This Dope”…and as predicted, this pied piper of a welfare state has spent future treasure, been used as a propaganda photo-op by Hugo, been told to get lost by NATO and the EU. And sat by and watched as IRAN, North Korea and Pakistan come dangerously close to the opening act of setting off a GTNW (Global Thermal Nuclear War).

It is our belief that there are many more Fools out there than really recognize that they are in fact….Foolish. So continue to act Foolish wherever you go…..in the meantime, here’s an item submitted by a Fool Interrupted regular to help recognize other Fools in your area:

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a .40 cal Glock, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away?

What does my wife think? What about the kids? What about the UN? Shouldn’t someone consult the UN??

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation? Would shooting him be an “enhanced technique”?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a “paint and weed day” and make this a happier, healthier, street that would discourage such behavior. And get rid of that statue of Jesus outside the church on the corner….that can really piss some people off!!!!

This is all so confusing; I thought we were “Working On A Dream”??

I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus. Maybe he’d like to join us, so we can better understand the Manson-like tendencies of his religion of love??

Maybe we could supplement these executions via a new be-heading tax, and actually provide victims that everyone agrees can be walked on without repercussions…..Christians!!

Republican's Answer: BANG!

Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'

Wife: 'You are not taking that to the taxidermist!'


The only thing that would throw me into the “Redneck” category other than the Republican one is that I don’t know for a fact that I could blow the Islamo-Nazi’s head off in one shot.

-The Fool Interrupted