Barakamo!!!

OK…so after watching “Der Furher” last night at the yellow journalism, I mean news conference….I had immediate reactions. I DVR’d the show in case I ever have to induce vomiting again…so it wasn’t a total waste. Now after all of the evasive non-answers…I felt like I needed a long vacation from this guy. So I started thinking about the beach….and then The Beach Boys…and then..about Barakamo!!

Now if you’ve forgotten the basic tune of this Beach Boys hit…go here for an update:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rBjpjEAi24

Then return here for the official Fool Interrupted lyrics….(come on in…the water’s warm…and you paid for it):

Down In Barakamo

Verse 1:

Near the Florida Keys,
There’s a place called Barakamo,
You earn your money and they take your dough
Down in Barakamo.

So let’s all..

(Chorus)
Worship Obama,
Come on Octo-mama
The hand-outs, the bail-outs, the teleprompter “canned” outs

Don’t ask for inspection,
Cause “we” won the election,
Ooooh…That’s where we find ourselves….down in Barakamo!

Verse 2:

The sun sets on your dreams,
Work your life with nothing to show,
Asking where’d my 401 go…
It’s in Barakamo.

So while we…

(Chorus)
Got it, let’s spend it,
Don’t read the bill amend it,
We’ll spend billions, then trillions and argue over millions

Feign outrage and anger,
We know you’re a wanker,
But he runs the show…down in Barakamo

(Chorus in the round while fading)

TaliBama on Leno Show!!

Well….he’s got the Presidential March Madness Board on ESPN, and tonight he’s on the Leno show. Seems TaliBama just can’t get enough of doing anything…..but HIS JOB! Back in October or so, I wrote about the US burning like Rome while Springsteen played one of his fake southern drawl Woody Guthrie sounding tunes. Well, I’m no Kreskin, but we’re pretty close to that today…and closing fast!!

In case you missed it, the Fed is releasing, I’m sorry, printing another Trillion or so dollars to put out in the market to stimulate the economy. This will certainly lead to a deflation of the dollar to the point that it is worthless. So.....oh wait, time for an aside here…

Did you hear how TaliBama had to reverse himself on his plan to make wounded veteran’s pay for their own follow-up treatment via their personal medical plan? If this went through, nobody would hire these folks because of the premium cost. And if they were hired, in some cases, they would easily outlive the max lifetime benefit of their plan. So all you “Born In The USA” Vietnam, Gulf 1, Iraq and Afghanistan vets…let’s here it:

“Went down to see my VA Man, he said,
Talibama took away your plan
Moron runs the USA
Moron runs the USA
Moron runs the USA”

But take heart, Bruce has a new tune he’s singing…”Working On A Dream”….in my estimation he should’ve been working on a better songJ. But he’s fighting the good fight to keep his tickets available and at reasonable prices for the up-coming tour……how ‘bout a US Government bail-out tour? Oh, sorry, that’s Bon Jovi who has concerts for ex-First Ladies who need help paying off campaign debt…..right state, wrong acorn. Did I say ACORN? It’s the word of the day……Yes, acorn has been recruited to participate in running the next US census!!

I wonder how many illegals, whoops can’t say that….I mean terrorists, whoops again, can’t say that anymore…let’s see…umm “People who weren’t born here or have a valid Green Card” will show up on the census………besides ObamaJ.

All this to say that, tonight is not Talibama’s first appearance on a TV Variety Show…..here he is on the 1st episode of Dancing With The Stars:

Here he is on American Idol:

And he WON on this show:

Well enjoy the Leno show tonight…..tomorrow is not looking so good!