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Saturday, April 25, 2009
Friday, April 3, 2009
TaliBama..."Home of the Arrogant"?!!
I’ve had it….today Talibama is in France and bashes the US….and we quote:
”In America, there's a failure to appreciate Europe's leading role in the world," he said before offering other European critical views of his country. "There have been times where America has shown arrogance and been dismissive, even derisive."
Hmmm “Europe’s Leading Role”…yep lead us right into WW1, WW2, The Inquisition, Communism, Fascism and Ultra Liberalism. Is the word “lemming” of European origin?
OK, let’s move on. I guess that “arrogance” was what spilled out of the American soldiers on the beaches of Normandy? “Dismissive”…hmmm maybe at the defensive claims of Nazis at Nuremburg? “Derisive” (mocking)…only towards this farce of a president…with a small “p”.
This on the heels of the Talibama’s Harem of Political Harlots is redefining the English language…..
”Terrorists” are now to officially be known as “Religious Hooligans w/a propensity to spontaneously combust”. The “War On Terror” is now referred to as “Overseas Contingency Planning” or some shit like that. So I’ve done some re-naming of my own…..
The title of 1st Lady will be put on hold, and we will refer to Talibama’s wife as “Hairy Pits”. This barely beat out “Queen of Affirmative Action”, “Jackie Oh-no” and of course “White House Yoko”. We are, as we assume most of the…”at this point” free world is, very grateful that Hairy Pits has chosen to bare her arms and not her ass. By the way, there is no truth to the rumor that she co-stared in Rocky 1 during the meat locker sequence (2nd side of hanging cow to the right of Stallone)…. she WAS however offered a “walk-on” role for a re-worked Wendy’s “where’s the beef” commercial.
We will also be petitioning for a 4 year hiatus of the term “President” with a capital “P” as long as Talibama is in office. We have chosen a literary term from the Hugo classic Hunchback Of Notre Dame which honors both Talibama and his supporters. The title “King Of Fools”….it’s also very French and Euro-unionish….don’t cha think?
But fear not! While King Of Fools and his sidekick, Hairy Pits, escort the US, it’s history and citizenry to the back of the bus….assuming a fetal position on the transport that is the One World Vision of the Chinese, Europe, and yes, even the Religious Hooligans of Islamo-Nazism….we know that the apocalypse can not be far off……..Thank God. More on this in a later issue….
”In America, there's a failure to appreciate Europe's leading role in the world," he said before offering other European critical views of his country. "There have been times where America has shown arrogance and been dismissive, even derisive."
Hmmm “Europe’s Leading Role”…yep lead us right into WW1, WW2, The Inquisition, Communism, Fascism and Ultra Liberalism. Is the word “lemming” of European origin?
OK, let’s move on. I guess that “arrogance” was what spilled out of the American soldiers on the beaches of Normandy? “Dismissive”…hmmm maybe at the defensive claims of Nazis at Nuremburg? “Derisive” (mocking)…only towards this farce of a president…with a small “p”.
This on the heels of the Talibama’s Harem of Political Harlots is redefining the English language…..
”Terrorists” are now to officially be known as “Religious Hooligans w/a propensity to spontaneously combust”. The “War On Terror” is now referred to as “Overseas Contingency Planning” or some shit like that. So I’ve done some re-naming of my own…..
The title of 1st Lady will be put on hold, and we will refer to Talibama’s wife as “Hairy Pits”. This barely beat out “Queen of Affirmative Action”, “Jackie Oh-no” and of course “White House Yoko”. We are, as we assume most of the…”at this point” free world is, very grateful that Hairy Pits has chosen to bare her arms and not her ass. By the way, there is no truth to the rumor that she co-stared in Rocky 1 during the meat locker sequence (2nd side of hanging cow to the right of Stallone)…. she WAS however offered a “walk-on” role for a re-worked Wendy’s “where’s the beef” commercial.
We will also be petitioning for a 4 year hiatus of the term “President” with a capital “P” as long as Talibama is in office. We have chosen a literary term from the Hugo classic Hunchback Of Notre Dame which honors both Talibama and his supporters. The title “King Of Fools”….it’s also very French and Euro-unionish….don’t cha think?
But fear not! While King Of Fools and his sidekick, Hairy Pits, escort the US, it’s history and citizenry to the back of the bus….assuming a fetal position on the transport that is the One World Vision of the Chinese, Europe, and yes, even the Religious Hooligans of Islamo-Nazism….we know that the apocalypse can not be far off……..Thank God. More on this in a later issue….
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