Fool Interrupted PAC

OK…so…we’re thinking about starting a PAC (Political Action Committee) to advance the ideas of the Fool Interrupted Nation…..documented of course in The Foolish Doctrine. Now, by being a member of FoolPAC, you will be recognized within your community as being Foolish, not a bad label at all. When assaulted by those that question the very idea of Foolishness, you may re-iterate item 9 of our credo which simply states:

“In this day and age, you ARE a Fool to care”

This aligns itself with the Propaganda that the NoBama administration has been spoon feeding to the world since January. Anyone opposed to the honey that drips from the great one’s lips is….a Fool. And, here at Fool Nation, it is our hope to make that come to pass!!!

Many of you have already read our official rebuttal to the Administration entitled “The Audacity of This Dope”…and as predicted, this pied piper of a welfare state has spent future treasure, been used as a propaganda photo-op by Hugo, been told to get lost by NATO and the EU. And sat by and watched as IRAN, North Korea and Pakistan come dangerously close to the opening act of setting off a GTNW (Global Thermal Nuclear War).

It is our belief that there are many more Fools out there than really recognize that they are in fact….Foolish. So continue to act Foolish wherever you go…..in the meantime, here’s an item submitted by a Fool Interrupted regular to help recognize other Fools in your area:

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a .40 cal Glock, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away?

What does my wife think? What about the kids? What about the UN? Shouldn’t someone consult the UN??

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation? Would shooting him be an “enhanced technique”?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a “paint and weed day” and make this a happier, healthier, street that would discourage such behavior. And get rid of that statue of Jesus outside the church on the corner….that can really piss some people off!!!!

This is all so confusing; I thought we were “Working On A Dream”??

I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus. Maybe he’d like to join us, so we can better understand the Manson-like tendencies of his religion of love??

Maybe we could supplement these executions via a new be-heading tax, and actually provide victims that everyone agrees can be walked on without repercussions…..Christians!!

Republican's Answer: BANG!

Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'

Wife: 'You are not taking that to the taxidermist!'


The only thing that would throw me into the “Redneck” category other than the Republican one is that I don’t know for a fact that I could blow the Islamo-Nazi’s head off in one shot.

-The Fool Interrupted